President Dubyah, while declaring his support for the anti-civil rights amendment, offered the assembled reporters this sample of his wedding to TV’s Laura:

“Mawidge...mawidge is what bwings us togewer today...
Mawidge, the bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffim a dweam...
Ven wuv, twoo wuv, wiw fowwow you fowever...
so tweasuwe your vruv.. .

Have you the wing?”


[edited version of The Princess Bride by William Goldman - 1987 Shooting Draft]