Sara and I talked in the long long ago (in the before time) about this angle on gay marriage:

Maybe there could be a legal structure through which people who are legally permitted to marry but have no intention of doing so (like me) could sign over their right to marry, forever and ever amen, to people who lacked that right (like Sara). That way there would be no draining of the seemingly finite pool of potential married people.

Anyway, Sara's got dibs on my rights. Give away your's today, before everyone is doing it!