I grabbed a few other stupid healines a few weeks ago and intended to post them at some point. Now is as good a time as ever.

24/2/04
*Childhood Obesity Accelerating, Study Finds* from The Globe and Mail
(Can obesity accelerate?)
*Canadian Lefty Rises Up in World* from The Toronto Star
(Can one rise down?)
25/2/04
*US is expected to remove travel restrictions on Libya* from The Minneapolis Star Tribulne
(Was Libya not allowed to travel? Where would it have gone?)
29/2/04
*I had no choice, says Gun* from The Guardian online
(People, of course, kill people.)