I have to make a grudging admission: I don't really know all that much about how the World Cup works. See, I said that Mexico would win the whole deal, but they just lost to Argentina. My problem is, I thought this was the "lose to Argentina" round, so it doesn't count. But it seems that it does count. So, I don't know how they can do it now. I mean, win.

If, somehow, the Mexicans (who have now taken over the bodies of some other team via a funky Aztec/ Tarahumara/ Olmec/ Maya/ Huichole ceremony), should go on to win, it will likely be in a German uniform. Don't be shocked.