This very clever parody of an Apology from Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks is what I and pretty much every right thinking human being in the world wishes she had really said. Had she said it, I might have bought one of the group's records (although I wouldn't have listened to it, as I am very picky). Actually, I might someday by a record anyway, as a gift or something.

She should release a spoken word album.