I am SOOOOOO sorry that I didn't get it together to listen to the the State of the Union Address on the web or something. It seems that I missed a totally pumped up unintentionally funny and embarrassing motherfucking program activity.

That's probably the thing I miss most about living in the US (other than all the freedom, of course): getting to hear Dubyah say stupid shit.

Do yourself a favor and follow the link, by the way.