Let's just say I were to learn that my brother had been convicted of drug possession.

I wouldn't be surprised by that.

Let's say I learned that he'd only been convicted once for anything.

That would be a little surprising.

Now let's say I were to learn that at least one state lists him as having two aliases.

I would be intrigued.

What if the aliases were to be female names?

That. Would. Be. Interesting.



If (mind you, IF) I were to find that last bit out, what do you think I should do (if I were in a position to do anything about such a far-fetched possibility, of course)?