Sara (who hasn't blogged in a while, but does still exist) and I were just chatting and I realized, in the course of our conversation, that Dubyah is a sexual freak and has been using 911 to get his rocks off. Consider:

-- taking off shoes on command? Classic fetish thang.
-- Abu Gah . . . raib. Say no more.
-- the general BDSM orgy that is Guantanamo Bay
-- the beheading snuff films (the first incarnation of which was the Uday/Qusay episode)
-- the preoccupation with caves and "spider holes"
-- the public grooming and cavity search of Saddam

There must be more to this theory. Particularly when one considers the best part (the thing Sara and I were talking about [don't ask why]):

FORCING WOMEN AT AIRPORTS TO DRINK THEIR OWN BREAST MILK!

Dood. Typing with one hand is hard work. Everybody knows that.