Way back in the 03 I mentioned that "Jay Leno" was a "butt plug" There were were 17 hits on Google for that search, and I wasn't one. I did creep in at some point, but since I mentioned it in my comments box the information no longer exists. Furthermore, I no longer appear, but there are tons of new hits.

Similarly, I became, briefly, the #1 answer to a Googling of "robot planes" and "hussein". I am no longer mentioned, although there are lots of others.

My understanding is that Google works in terms of how often a page is linked or something. I guess I don't get enough traffic to show up, or something. Ah well.