I have lots to write about, including the story of how I helped kill someone this morning on my way to work (not kidding). But first . . .

I can't resist mixing pathos and bathos so I will point out that if you EVER refer to a certain fast food chain as "Mickey Dee's" I will refuse to show you any respect whatsoever. This may soon go for any reference to "Sunny Dee", too, but my jury is still out.