Dear Jeebus,

As much as I think a huge number of your followers are just a few cards shy of a full deck, and as much as I doubt you are what they say you are, I nevertheless pray two things of you:

1) please don't let the thing this links to be for real
2) please don't ever let the US send soldiers who look like that into battle, unless we are attacked by tribbles.

(link found on Tom Tomorrow's site)