Every so often I get a notion that maybe Madonna isn't so bad after all and I can therefore join the rest of the world in thinking so. For example, I heard she was doing the James Bond theme and thought "Now's the chance! I've liked every Bond theme so far, so maybe this will be a Madonna song I can embrace." Then I heard it. Gross.

So the other day I heard she'd done an "anti-war" song (I even linked it) and thought "OK, one more chance." Then I read THIS.

Madonna is useless. I have no Madonna.