Woo hoo! We're off and rolling with my "save the children" campaign! We've already got additions to the list.

Of course, the additions are *really* corrections, since I took Carlton our of context. Here they are anyway:

"Well, those were principles that *I* need to follow. For students, I would simply suggest the fundamentals:
Make sure your professor knows your name, and associates you with hard work and serious inquiry (whatever the truth may be).
Work out the eating and sleeping on your own.
Major in something you like. Don't expect to do anything related to that, however." (Carlton King, esq.)