Parrot's oratory stuns scientists, New Hampshire voters. But seriously. There seems to be a parrot who does far more than (ahem) just parrot. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The parrot fancier in the story says that we should consider whether we are meeting our parrrots' needs. I'll say! We should also consider whether the fuckers are hiding thumbs under their feathers!

Read me now and believe me later: if ANY animal other than a human EVER speaks sensibly to me in an personlike way, I will 1) freak out 2) devote myself to the loving service of said animal for the rest of my days.

Or I'll take him into a bar in the hopes that he'll sing the Michigan Rag and get me some free beer.