Iran to aid Syria against threats!!!!!!

Yes. Things are going really well. Yep. Mmmm Hmmm.

In other news, the Kyoto Protocols have gone into effect. Guess which dipshit, hick-ass, turd-gurgling, dumbfuck, energy-guzzling, pollution-spewing industrial-powerhouse country didn't sign!

An I think to mahself, what a wonderful woild.