I have had a thing in the back of my head about there having been an episode of AARP bashing back during my youth. Googling brings too many hits due to the current controversy, so I am pleased to see it vaguely referenced here: Here We Go Again.

Basically, it ain't new. Or, just as in the Long, Long Trailer, Everything Right is Wrong Again (cuz They Might Be Giants rule).

And while I'm at it . . . Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I've gotta do. Touch the puppet head.