If you are like me, you just escorted your girlfriend to the airport so that she could go off for a vacation in Thailand while you work.

If you are like me, you use AOL instant messenger.

If you are like me, you just saw the AOL news flash thingy regarding how New York won't get the 2012 Olympics and you saw a picture of Hillary Clinton making a face that looks as if she is saying "Oooooooooo!"

If you are like me, you are disappointed in how few votes the dark horse contender for the 2012 Olympics got: 1 vote only for Ciudad de I Don't Give a Shit.

If you are like me, you are angry at Hillary Clinton for not only saying "Oooooooooo!" but also for her lying about where she is from. First she's from Illinois, then she's from Arkansas, then she's from New York, and now the rumor is that she's not even from the Amuhkuh. Word is she's actually Lesbian. Now I don't know where Lesbia is, but I think she owes us an explanation.