OH DUDE! how I wish I spoke more French (which is to say, a measurable amount of French).

The US government can suck my ass. NO! I've decided that would be too good for them.

This is precisely the sort of news that confirms my lack of interest in moving back to the States. Not that it is new, of course. You realize that this is a vivid reflection of Dubyah's fancy-pants education: it is foreign policy a la fratboy.

The good news: when Dubyah talks about WMDs in France, we can know he's not lying.

I hear, as I blog, "Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel. Not inappropriate, given the state of the States.