I won't say how I got it, because I don't want to place my source(s) in jeopardy, bit here is an actual copy of an intelligence memo read to Dubyah on the evening of 4 September 2001:

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Once upon a time, there was a great kingdom. In this kingdom, everything was just great: the people were great, their things were great, and they had a great king. The only thing that made the people of this great kingdom feel bad was that there were some people who didn't think they were great. Those people were bad.

One day, the bad people came up with a plan. They said to each other "Let's do something bad to the great kingdom because we hate them and don't think they are great." They also said "Let's do it really soon."

What the bad people didn't know was that the great king of the great kingdom had great people who worked for him who were watching the bad people. These great people knew all about the bad plan and had great ideas about stopping it. The great king would surely ask them to do something about the bad peoples' plan.

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Unfortunately, Dubyah seems to have fallen asleep somewhere between the first and third paragraphs and he looked so cute that Condi didn't dare wake him. Instead, she kissed his forehead and went back to studying the collected works of Josef Stalin.


I'm listening to a replay of today's "O'Franken Factor" on Air America Radio.