everyone else, Democrats
Circle I Limbo

General asshats, SUV drivers
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

nationalists, Bill Clinton
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The New York Yankees, Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

people who think Bob Hope was funny
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

homophobes
Circle VII Burning Sands

racists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell